We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Mom said you looked used
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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