I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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