In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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