Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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