you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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