all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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