im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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