you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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