Non-Jews are for practice
My brain says no but my pants say off.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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