? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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