dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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