she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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