Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
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