I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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