I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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