I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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