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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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