we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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