when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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