You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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