i wish starbucks made bloody marys
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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