so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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