Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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