oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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