In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I love black thongs
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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