oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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