dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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