North Korea, Best Korea!
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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