Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Sober January is a disaster.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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