In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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