And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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