My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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