i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
