so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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