Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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