Do you still have your period?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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