you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
cat food counts as protein by the way
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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