Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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