About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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