guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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