I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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