Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I had to cum in my sink.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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