She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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