So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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