hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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