i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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