Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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