worst night to have a conscience
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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