walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.