david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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