We named our party play list daddy issues
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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