Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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