Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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